Friday, May 18th, 2012

New Post! Click to Read! “Me and my chinchilla Ruth would like to go on a double date with a man and his pet chinchilla as well…”

[which is a terrible movie, btw]

Let’s go back in time. Way back to 2007. Let’s thank our lucky pockets full of pemmican for the fact nothing on the internet ever goes away–even when you take your geocities page down. Meet Gordon Griggs and his lady friends…

Preface to Happy English 2

Either he’s lactating or someone got a little too overzealous in Photoshop.



about 12 botox injection, 2 facelifts, & 6 collagen injections away from becoming Jocelyn Wildenstein Beta

So, this guy rocked it hard and long. I had my camera…



Hot-Dog WITH BOOBS….



POPPED COLLAR. POPPED COLLAR. POPPED COLLAR. Did I mention the POPPED COLLAR?!!1



No thanks.



I don’t get it and I don’t want to.



1987 was a profitable year for both her and Glamor Shots.



he found the sepia and vignette effects in photoshop, and from there it all went to hell…



Fabio called, he wants his essence back.



someone once told her purple is a good color on her, and she took it a little too far…



There is a Milli Vinilli joke somewhere here…



Peddistache: the preffered moustache of Pedophiles. (note: this man is not a pedophile, he just looks like one)



Narcissus, mesmerized by the exquisitely chiseled contours of his own jaw, sat transfixed for days, gazing upon his live webcam-captured visage as reflected by the computer screen, waving to himself in jubilant celebration of his sublime comeliness. And so he starved to death.



This is me, and this is my cranially-conjoined parasitic twin.