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… I say second only because I will always have a special place in my heart for spammer scam messages from exiled Ethiopian princes. Although this is pretty freaking incredible…
Posted by Ashleigh on Thursday, June 10, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Filed under Nonsense, Other Stuff · Tagged diets, email, english, fat kids, google translate, scam, spam, wtf
There are so many amazing things going on with the cover art, titles and taglines… like… I can’t even…
Tagline: How do you convince a woman to live life by different rules?
Answer: Rohypnol & Ryan Seacrest’s hair.
Tagline: Can the wrong guy ever turn into Mr. Right?
Answer: Who cares as long as he’s wet and [...]
THIS THING:
IS LIKE THAT THING:
“If you cant come in from the woods, then you gotta rub badger balm all over your heart. And the badgerman cometh, Sander baby. The badgerman f*cking cometh.”
-UNquote from The Iceman Cometh
a. 3rd Ave L stop, subway poster
b. something i found under my couch
Posted by Ashleigh on Wednesday, May 12, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Filed under Hawt Mess, Other Stuff, Think'n Thoughts · Tagged ambulance chaser lawyer, badger blam, badgerman, badgers, crazyeyebrows, lawyer, nose skirt, shaved lion, stache, subway poster, this thing is like that thing, wtf
Apparently, these degree classes are offered in a prison due to the amount of bending over illustrated.
And yes, “Yoga pose” is to “career” as “brain” is to “damage.”
Original post from How Not to Date Online
Shutterstock, i am convinced, is a front for Soft-core Russian porn.
photo compliments of Katie
Hairless Cat sucking Breath from Gray Cat that has given up on Life
Or Oxana Baiul After a Stroke…
Posted by Ashleigh on Tuesday, February 2, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Filed under Busted Internet, Other Stuff, Stock Photography · Tagged bell's palsy, Busted Internet, i don't even begin to get it, oxana baiul, russians, shutterstock, wtf
Comes with google maps application for when your buhgina gets lost.
Posted by Ashleigh on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Filed under Nonsense, Other Stuff · Tagged apple, gadgets, ipad, itampon, mac, stop it, technology, wtf
Online Dating starts with your profile pic: make sure your mom isn’t lurking in the background as you try to pose suavely for the camera… especially if you claim to live alone…
Posted by Ashleigh on Friday, January 22, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Filed under Blogz, How (Not) To Date Online · Tagged eastern europeans, how not to date, lives with mom, mutual arrangments, online dating, sadness, sugar daddy fail, wtf, your mom
Posted by Ashleigh on Friday, January 22, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Filed under Busted Internet, Other Stuff, Stock Photography · Tagged Busted Internet, creepy, fettish, omg, pregnant, shutterstock, stock photography, wtf
Forbidden Falconry: “How can it be so wrong when it feels so right?”
Posted by Ashleigh on Thursday, January 21, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Filed under Busted Internet, Other Stuff, Stock Photography · Tagged Busted Internet, falconry, forbidden falconry, interspecies love affair, shutterstock, stock photography, wtf
Or “Things you wish you had thought of because now you would be drinking on a beach in Barbados counting money.”
How are you NOT watching this on repeat?
Posted by Ashleigh on Monday, January 11, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Filed under Busted Internet, Hawt Mess, Other Stuff, Youtube · Tagged Busted Internet, EFFING AMAZING, karaoke, my new ringtone, ricky tic, wtf, youtube
Emoticon Expert teaches you the art of emoticons.
I just… can’t.
I would like to go back to a time, a time before this image haunted my nightmares, a time called last Thursday. Dear Shutterstock, this is terrifying.
Posted by Ashleigh on Monday, January 11, 2010 at 11:39 am
Filed under Busted Internet, Other Stuff, Stock Photography, What Le Truck? · Tagged clown face, nightmares, shutterstock, stock photography, stock phtography fail, terrifying, wtf
Your Guide to the Underground Barbershop next to A/C/E train @ Port Authority.
