When waiting on hold goes terribly wrong…
Last night’s allnighter crafting acne informational videos was there with the time i did lines of coke* off jared leto’s** abs*** with the olsen twins**** in the bathroom***** at Plumm****** in 2007*******.
[notes: *fun dip, **Teddy Ruxbin's, ***battery pack, ****my neighbor's creepy neice with the harelip, *****in the ballpit, ****** Carl's Junior, ******* 1988]
