The Carnage of a nasty altercation involving two warring birthday cakes on S. 3rd st., Williamsburg. The mean streets of southside are no longer save for even the shrewdest baked good or savviest confection…

MY VERY SPECIAL christmas card was snapped by yours truly at the lorimer L station at approx 6 pm this very christmas eve. His scwhang was gingerly poking out from his gaping briefs while lounging comfortably atop his pants. I would have gotten a better shot but I didn’t want one.

His underwear were very white and appeared on all accounts both fresh and clean. His mother would be proud.

your welcome.

merry christmas miracle