“ForbiddenPlanet sounds like a strip club but it’s a comic book store; additionally, they have the same requirements 4 employment: be female”
– @carllite
[ FROM BLACKBERRY MESSENGER]
Benjy: What up what up
Ashleigh: In chicago
Benjy: Dope
Benjy: Let’s together when you get back
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Benjy: What’s the deal
Ashleigh: What deal?
Ashleigh: um I’m walking 10 mi along beach…?
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Benjy: What’s good?
Ashleigh: huh?
Ashleigh: pizza is good, so is swimming (but not after eating pizza, that’s no good)
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Benjy: What’s good with you?
Ashleigh: Um everything…
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[ FROM GCHAT]
@bryant237: what is good
me: what are you a rapper now?
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@carllite: ahah check out this site: www.lets-panic.com
me: if this were true i’d have been pregnant for the last 20 years, 20 year old fetus in my pint-sized womb
woah wait, i love this site.
sometimes i think i’m pregnant eventho i haven’t gone ‘biblical’ for many revolutions ’round the sun
i call it “irrational latent pregnancy fear”
once i missed my “lady-time” for a year but had not “known anyone” in like several years, so I was convinced i was pregnant.
turns out i had just been like 7 pounds underweight.
…no stillborn petrified fetus in this womb (which happened once on like law & order or XFiles or something)
“hypochondria!!!!: the fertility issue” available at your local newstand August 21st!
@carllite: hahahaha
Narcissus, mesmerized by the exquisitely chiseled contours of his own jaw, sat transfixed for days, gazing upon his live webcam-captured visage as reflected by the computer screen, waving to himself in jubilant celebration of his sublime comeliness. And so he starved to death.
ahaha why did this make me laugh so hard??
like he couldn’t figure out to even look AT THE WEBCAM. oblivious or attempt at a self-shot candid-shot?
Educational Beetle humping @ chicago field museum
from summer vacation trip to chicago
Sign @ chicago field museum, gud job guys…
