Saturday, February 11th, 2012

Everyday, a new fetish is born.

“Yeah, I get it. I’m fat. Thanks for the modeling gig, a*shole.”

Oddly-Proportioned Baby dislikes damp blankets & tepid baths, likes fighting and milk.
-or-
The family that denims together, fights together.

“Yeah, I’m not gonna even look at this f*cking book.”

Robot Got Full Bladder. Robot Need Oil Change. KThanxBeepWhirrrrZft!

Forbidden Falconry: “How can it be so wrong when it feels so right?”

I just… can’t.

I would like to go back to a time, a time before this image haunted my nightmares, a time called last Thursday. Dear Shutterstock, this is terrifying.

Either he’s lactating or someone got a little too overzealous in Photoshop.