This Is Where I Do Things » port authority http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com And You Luv it Mon, 14 Jun 2010 16:42:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Your Guide to the Port Authority BarberShop http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/05/your-guide-to-the-port-authority-barbershop/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/05/your-guide-to-the-port-authority-barbershop/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:37:43 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=595 Your Guide to the Underground Barbershop next to A/C/E train @ Port Authority.]]>

Your Guide to the Underground Barbershop next to A/C/E train @ Port Authority.
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A. International Hairstyle Guide. There is no representation of the standard Samoan bob popular among the Pacific Islander demographic. For shame.

B. “We can cut your hair just like Sandy Duncan and Cathy Rigby circa 1990. Vest not included.” (vest can actually be bought next door at “BackWoods”).

C. “We are alternative lifestyle friendly. We’ll give you and your partner a two-fer: choose from anyone of our collection of ‘Newport Lites Late 80s Hairstyles,’ second cut ‘n blowout free (moose is extra). Note: this look also popular with our ‘country club sweater-cronies from Trading Places’ clientele.”

D. “We frequently manicure Andy Garcia’s quaff while head-stylist Deena transforms a Port Authority prostitute into a High-End Corporate Call Girl. Then we take pictures. (Deena is fantastic, we pilfered her from the Trenton Mall Glamor Shots.)”

Il Fin.

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