Thursday, July 29th, 2010

Online Dating starts with your profile pic: make sure your mom isn’t lurking in the background as you try to pose suavely for the camera… especially if you claim to live alone…

My friend Sheb describes the time he invented “Mustard Scotch” on a first date, in both an epic stroke of beverage genius and deal-breaking dating FAIL. This is his story.



How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #1: Sherilynn

New Post! Click to Read! “Me and my chinchilla Ruth would like to go on a double date with a man and his pet chinchilla as well…”

New Post! Click to Read! “I am looking for men to come to my apartment and growl at me… There will be mini-quiche afterwards”



Internet is 4 lubbers. lub, HowNotToDateOnline.com



How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #2: KayOss (née “Melissa”)



“Fly Thru the Forest of Forks w/ me”



“I have 8 finches and 2 cockatiels named Dharma & Greg.”