Friday, May 18th, 2012



I’ve been watching “You’ve Got Mail” on repeat all weekend.



I could wear my mother’s wedding dress… and we could dance to Rosemary Clooney records.



…I was too busy combing flaxseed & nutritional yeast out of my hair.



Before glue and wax, I was really in to burning rubber.



“Honey, your [sic] trying to be a smat [sic] ass!”



I will make goulash or juicey balls



Businessmen eat sushi off my naked body