
I’ve been watching “You’ve Got Mail” on repeat all weekend.

I could wear my mother’s wedding dress… and we could dance to Rosemary Clooney records.

…I was too busy combing flaxseed & nutritional yeast out of my hair.

Before glue and wax, I was really in to burning rubber.

“Honey, your [sic] trying to be a smat [sic] ass!”

I will make goulash or juicey balls

Businessmen eat sushi off my naked body






