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Just some everyday nonsense. We shot this on a bluescreen with bad lighting, then just compositted it in final cut pro quick & dirty. Vintage commercial downloaded from the internet archive.
Emoticon Expert teaches you the art of emoticons.
How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #1: Sherilynn
“I am a woman seeking a group of men to brush my hair in what i like to refer to as my grooming circle.”
“heart vs. brain ” from micheleface
oh so apt…
Ep. 002: Tawny Clefted Swede … This week we examine the anthropomorphic representations of ginger root in cinema, from Flesh+Blood starring Rutger Hauer (1985), to Guillermo del Toro’s Pan’s Labrynth (2006). We interview Sybil Truckly, who is known to carry Cold War era ginger candies within the innermost recesses of her pocketbook (lint & silica packets enhance the flavor). Sybil will also present the case that Dolph Lundgren & Rutger Hauer are in fact the same person. And finally, I find out if the rumor is true: can you kill a man with your mind?
Internet is 4 lubbers. lub, HowNotToDateOnline.com
Ep. 001: A Cloud in Trousers … In our first episode, we discuss Contrsuctivism’s thematic and architectural influences on Russian theatre. We interview local Zamboni operator Alexei Vasiliev, real-live Russian, affable dolt, nougat lover, amateur Moyle, and “armchair” Vladimir Mayakovsky expert. Transcript available here
How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #2: KayOss (née “Melissa”)
“Fly Thru the Forest of Forks w/ me”
“I have 8 finches and 2 cockatiels named Dharma & Greg.”
“I am not a f*cking hipster. I consider myself a thinkster…”
How [Not] to Video Date Online… Stay Tuned, kids. It’s gonna be painful.
“I just really need to output a baby stat on the cheap since my eugenics project’s funding was frozen on an ethics violation (yawn).”
I was like, “We’re not even sure the youngest is even YOURS…”
Our first date should be at PetSmart!
If I am drinking a Sea-Breeze, you are drinking a Sea-Breeze.
