How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #1: Sherilynn
“I am a woman seeking a group of men to brush my hair in what i like to refer to as my grooming circle.”
“heart vs. brain ” from micheleface
oh so apt…
Internet is 4 lubbers. lub, HowNotToDateOnline.com
How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #2: KayOss (née “Melissa”)
“Fly Thru the Forest of Forks w/ me”
“I have 8 finches and 2 cockatiels named Dharma & Greg.”
“I am not a f*cking hipster. I consider myself a thinkster…”
How [Not] to Video Date Online… Stay Tuned, kids. It’s gonna be painful.
“I just really need to output a baby stat on the cheap since my eugenics project’s funding was frozen on an ethics violation (yawn).”
I was like, “We’re not even sure the youngest is even YOURS…”
Our first date should be at PetSmart!
If I am drinking a Sea-Breeze, you are drinking a Sea-Breeze.
I’ve been watching “You’ve Got Mail” on repeat all weekend.
I could wear my mother’s wedding dress… and we could dance to Rosemary Clooney records.
…I was too busy combing flaxseed & nutritional yeast out of my hair.
Before glue and wax, I was really in to burning rubber.
“Honey, your [sic] trying to be a smat [sic] ass!”
I will make goulash or juicey balls
Businessmen eat sushi off my naked body
