“The smell of the Hudson always makes me think “is that a dead body?””
– @carllite
“ForbiddenPlanet sounds like a strip club but it’s a comic book store; additionally, they have the same requirements 4 employment: be female”
– @carllite
@carllite: ahah check out this site: www.lets-panic.com
me: if this were true i’d have been pregnant for the last 20 years, 20 year old fetus in my pint-sized womb
woah wait, i love this site.
sometimes i think i’m pregnant eventho i haven’t gone ‘biblical’ for many revolutions ’round the sun
i call it “irrational latent pregnancy fear”
once i missed my “lady-time” for a year but had not “known anyone” in like several years, so I was convinced i was pregnant.
turns out i had just been like 7 pounds underweight.
…no stillborn petrified fetus in this womb (which happened once on like law & order or XFiles or something)
“hypochondria!!!!: the fertility issue” available at your local newstand August 21st!
@carllite: hahahaha
