Things that should exist: Passion vs Smash’n
The tale of one man and his passion for smash’n (rotary phones, eggs, tacos, safety glass), and the woman who challenged it all. Gimme More →
Video: How (Not) to Date Online Single #4, ‘ËaÚX
If Anna Wintour and Rachel Zoe made a baby and then Kate Gosselin’s old hair aspirated on said baby’s vomit – it would be Single #4, ‘ËaÚX. Brought to you by my other blog, HowNotToDateOnline.com. Hey and don’t forget, vote for me here NexTV Search “Ashleigh” or scroll down to “How (Not) To Date Online.” Click Vote! Do this and I will rename... Gimme More →
Vote 4 Me On NexTV: How (Not) To Date Online Web Series Submission
Take How (Not) To Date Online from web to TV! Vote 4 HnTDO on NexTV here nextventertainment.com/web/mini-competition/# Search “Ashleigh” In your toolbar or scroll down to “How (Not) To Date Online.” Click Vote! And stay Tuned! Webisode #4 coming next week! Remember: Intern3t iz 4 Gimme More →
This Thing Is Like That Thing: The Badgerman Cometh
THIS THING: IS LIKE THAT THING: “If you cant come in from the woods, then you gotta rub badger balm all over your heart. And the badgerman cometh, Sander baby. The badgerman f*cking cometh.” -UNquote from The Iceman Cometh a. 3rd Ave L stop, subway poster b. something i found under my couch Gimme More →
New Post: How to Dump Online from How (Not) To Date Online
I am going to maybe have to agree with this one…
Found on Lorimer L stop. Gimme More →
Or at least buy me a windbreaker…
40th & 8th Ave. Gimme More →
Police Evacuate Times Square Due to Suspicious-Looking Kitteh
It was later determined that kitteh was just full of cheezburger. My Marlow Kitteh Strikes Again Gimme More →
Unfortunate Email Subscription Subject Line Typo
AskMrVideo’s Perry got a little fresh with me this morning… Gimme More →
If Darwin had a SmartPhone…
On my way back from lunch this past Monday–following Saturday’s “Remedial Car-Bombing 101″ Final in Times Square–I was crossing 40th on 8th when a team of fire engines raced toward a freshly billowing cloud of smoke rising from the center of the street half a block down. Naturally, instead of getting the h*ll on outa dodge, I walked toward the danger and loitered long... Gimme More →
Video: “Sucker Sense”
And then I made this… From old Public Domain Social Guidance PSA. Mixed in After FX CS4. Gimme More →
The Glitter That Lost Carl’s Lunch
May 27, 2010: The East River will run pink with cosmo-colored vomit. 70ft Homage to the Innermost Circle of Your Personal Hell. #WhyGodWhyAreYouDoingThisToMe #MurdernMuhEyeBalls #ClockworkOrangeTorturePlaylist Gimme More →
Foul Sandwich
Bowl Fowl Fool Foul Sandwich. Photo complements of my friend Chloe. That is a bowl of shredded foul fowl. Where the hell is the sandwich? Gimme More →
Friends don’t let friends Juicebox & Drive
Note that the kiddy jeep has not only been abandoned after hitting the tree, it appears to have been stripped as well. Gimme More →
Helping Johnny Remember Selected for Re/Mixed Media Festival 2010
Helping Johnny Remember, a horror short I made from remixed and re-animated public domain footage, has been selected to be shown RE/Mixed Media Festival 2010, May 30th, 2010 Galapagos Art Space. Bring your laser eyes and demon babies! Selections compete for $500 prize! lofilounge.org “The RE/Mixed Media Festival is our way of contributing to the ongoing conversation about remixing, mashups, copyright... Gimme More →
Death & Horses
Latest advice from my tumblog Hometown Wisdom Gimme More →
Helping Johnny Remember
A horror short I made from an old public domain social guidance PSA, reanimated and remixed in After Effects CS4. Submission to Re/Mixed Media Lofi Festival 2010 Gimme More →
How to Group gChat…
… and never get anything done again. Instructions for your Mom and friend who has a rotary cell phone. Step 1. Start A chat. Step 2. Rollover and Click “Video & More,” which is located at the bottom of your gChat window. Step 3. Move your mouse up and click “Group Chat.” Step 4. Enter the name of a gChat contact that you would like to join in on the conversation.... Gimme More →
Online Banking, Explained.
Hometown Wisdom: Celebrity vs Webrity
A thorough analysis via hometownwisdom Gimme More →
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