Or “Things you wish you had thought of because now you would be drinking on a beach in Barbados counting money.”
I just… can’t.
I would like to go back to a time, a time before this image haunted my nightmares, a time called last Thursday. Dear Shutterstock, this is terrifying.
Your Guide to the Underground Barbershop next to A/C/E train @ Port Authority.
A. International Hairstyle Guide. There is no representation of the standard Samoan bob popular among the Pacific Islander demographic. For shame.
B. “We can cut your hair just like Sandy Duncan and Cathy Rigby circa 1990. Vest not included.” (vest can actually be bought next door at “BackWoods”).
C. “We are alternative lifestyle friendly. We’ll give you and your partner a two-fer: choose from anyone of our collection of ‘Newport Lites Late 80s Hairstyles,’ second cut ‘n blowout free (moose is extra). Note: this look also popular with our ‘country club sweater-cronies from Trading Places’ clientele.”
D. “We frequently manicure Andy Garcia’s quaff while head-stylist Deena transforms a Port Authority prostitute into a High-End Corporate Call Girl. Then we take pictures. (Deena is fantastic, we pilfered her from the Trenton Mall Glamor Shots.)”
Il Fin.
[which is a terrible movie, btw]
The Carnage of a nasty altercation involving two warring birthday cakes on S. 3rd st., Williamsburg. The mean streets of southside are no longer save for even the shrewdest baked good or savviest confection…
MY VERY SPECIAL christmas card was snapped by yours truly at the lorimer L station at approx 6 pm this very christmas eve. His scwhang was gingerly poking out from his gaping briefs while lounging comfortably atop his pants. I would have gotten a better shot but I didn’t want one.
His underwear were very white and appeared on all accounts both fresh and clean. His mother would be proud.
your welcome.
merry christmas miracle
Either he’s lactating or someone got a little too overzealous in Photoshop.
Holy gawd what le truck WHITE KETCHUP?
