So I made this out of Brinks Home Security videos. Yeah.
Disaster Shrug Lady Strikes Again.
She is Disaster Girl’s menacing Grandma. Photographic evidence of past catastrophes she has caused:
Exxon Valdez.
Hurricane Andrew.
Hudson River Plane Crash.
Northeast Winter Snow Storms.
Jessica Simpson Weight Gain.
The Hindenburg.
House Fire.
Lebanon-Israel Conflict 2006.
Joan Van Ark’s Face.
The Titanic.
… I say second only because I will always have a special place in my heart for spammer scam messages from exiled Ethiopian princes. Although this is pretty freaking incredible…
The tale of one man and his passion for smash’n (rotary phones, eggs, tacos, safety glass), and the woman who challenged it all.
Found on Lorimer L stop.
40th & 8th Ave.
Arty. Just a cat and his nip and some dominoes.
photo compliments of Katie
Even comes with google maps application for when your buhgina gets lost! 
Positted Question: “Can humans be robots?” Answer: For a good time dial “Brain Damage.”
The only other way to lose weight this fast is to cut your legs off!
Un-Wallace Stevens’isms
Among a bunch of colorful boxes
The only thing moving A chicken McNugget.
A child is one,
A child and a Happy Meal
are one.
Un-William Carlos Williams’isms
This is just to say
your house has
burned down.
I would have told you
–but “Three’s Company” came
on.
I hope you have insurance,
like a good neighbor
State Farm is there.
by me in 7th Grade
Un-Wallace Stevens’isms
Among the soft fresh snow
The only thing moving,
the hooves of a moose,
Softly pounding the first snow.
It was of no minds
Like wood
Only alive and stuff.
The spring snow is melting
The moose must be drinking.
I do not know which to prefer–
A moose’s graceful trot
Or saltines.
by me in 7th grade
Un-William Carlos Williams’isms
This is just to say
that maybe I hit the squirrel.
He looked at me,
I looked at him–
Fascination.
I forgot to put on
the brakes.
I could cry–maybe later.
by me in 7th grade
