Wednesday, July 23rd, 2014

So I made this out of Brinks Home Security videos. Yeah.

Disaster Shrug Lady Strikes Again.
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She is Disaster Girl’s menacing Grandma. Photographic evidence of past catastrophes she has caused:

exxon_valdez
Exxon Valdez.

hurricane
Hurricane Andrew.

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Hudson River Plane Crash.

Winter Storm
Northeast Winter Snow Storms.

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Jessica Simpson Weight Gain.

hindenburg
The Hindenburg.

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House Fire.

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Lebanon-Israel Conflict 2006.

joanvanark
Joan Van Ark’s Face.

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The Titanic.

… I say second only because I will always have a special place in my heart for spammer scam messages from exiled Ethiopian princes. Although this is pretty freaking incredible…
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Thursday, June 3, 2010

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The tale of one man and his passion for smash’n (rotary phones, eggs, tacos, safety glass), and the woman who challenged it all.
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Found on Lorimer L stop.

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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

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40th & 8th Ave.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Arty. Just a cat and his nip and some dominoes.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

iRobot

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

OXW1s5xy3knr3hvw5MTzo988o1_400photo compliments of Katie

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Even comes with google maps application for when your buhgina gets lost! itampon

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Positted Question: “Can humans be robots?” Answer: For a good time dial “Brain Damage.”

Wednesday, December 23, 2009


The only other way to lose weight this fast is to cut your legs off!

Monday, August 3, 2009

Un-Wallace Stevens’isms

Among a bunch of colorful boxes
The only thing moving A chicken McNugget.

A child is one,
A child and a Happy Meal
are one.

Gimme More →

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Un-William Carlos Williams’isms

This is just to say
your house has
burned down.
I would have told you
–but “Three’s Company” came
on.
I hope you have insurance,
like a good neighbor
State Farm is there.

by me in 7th Grade

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Un-Wallace Stevens’isms

Among the soft fresh snow
The only thing moving,
the hooves of a moose,
Softly pounding the first snow.

It was of no minds
Like wood
Only alive and stuff.

The spring snow is melting
The moose must be drinking.

I do not know which to prefer–
A moose’s graceful trot
Or saltines.

by me in 7th grade

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Un-William Carlos Williams’isms

This is just to say
that maybe I hit the squirrel.
He looked at me,
I looked at him–
Fascination.
I forgot to put on
the brakes.
I could cry–maybe later.

by me in 7th grade