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Like, What? – Awkward Stock Photo Choice for ad In Village Voice

Ashleigh — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 18:10:06 +0000

My Demon Babies Made an Appearance on G4TV’s “Attack of The Show”

Ashleigh — Thu, 27 May 2010 15:04:37 +0000

At 1 min and 29s! Watch the episode below or the full horror short on either vimeo or youtube.

Video Games – E3 2010 – Around the Net

This Thing Is Like That Thing: The Badgerman Cometh

Ashleigh — Wed, 12 May 2010 21:15:40 +0000

THIS THING:

IS LIKE THAT THING:

“If you cant come in from the woods, then you gotta rub badger balm all over your heart. And the badgerman cometh, Sander baby. The badgerman f*cking cometh.”

-UNquote from The Iceman Cometh

a. 3rd Ave L stop, subway poster

b. something i found under my couch

Or at least buy me a windbreaker…

Ashleigh — Tue, 11 May 2010 07:50:38 +0000

40th & 8th Ave.

Video: “Sucker Sense”

Ashleigh — Mon, 03 May 2010 20:52:55 +0000

And then I made this… From old Public Domain Social Guidance PSA. Mixed in After FX CS4.

Friends don’t let friends Juicebox & Drive

Ashleigh — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 16:54:30 +0000

Note that the kiddy jeep has not only been abandoned after hitting the tree, it appears to have been stripped as well.

Online Banking, Explained.

Ashleigh — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 05:11:04 +0000

Things I have to say about Valentine’s Day…

Ashleigh — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 16:53:18 +0000

This was before the Lemur embarked on his successful Solo career

Ashleigh — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:25:38 +0000

… and the Gorilla turned to heroine and loose chimps.

Hairless Cat sucking Breath from Gray Cat that has given up on Life

Ashleigh — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 19:09:16 +0000

Cat=Succubus.

Mom’s First gChat

Ashleigh — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:57:48 +0000

They must be iceskating in hell…

Mel Gibson is “Mad Saucey”

Ashleigh — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:08:36 +0000

Hoyt st. A,C,E station in Brooklyn.

Busted Etsy: Sensual Grandma

Ashleigh — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:09:55 +0000

I can’t even…

Busted Youtube: Apologize Karaoke Cover by Ricky Tic

Ashleigh — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:27:55 +0000

How are you NOT watching this on repeat?

Just a Dude and His RealDolls…

Ashleigh — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:08:43 +0000

Let’s go back in time. Way back to 2007. Let’s thank our lucky pockets full of pemmican for the fact nothing on the internet ever goes away–even when you take your geocities page down. Meet Gordon Griggs and his lady friends…

View the archived orignal site here and see his youtube videos here.

My Night Was Sadder Than Your Night

Ashleigh — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:28:03 +0000

Last night’s allnighter crafting acne informational videos was there with the time i did lines of coke* off jared leto’s** abs*** with the olsen twins**** in the bathroom***** at Plumm****** in 2007*******.
[read: *fun dip, **Teddy Ruxbin's, ***battery pack, ****my neighbor's creepy neice with the harelip, *****in the ballpit, ****** Carl's Junior, ******* 1988]

Mr. White Sneakers Goes to Chicago Pride Weekend

Ashleigh — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:16:29 +0000

So, this guy rocked it hard and long. I had my camera…

I just fell off the “don’t tape the kat, weirdo” wagon…

Ashleigh — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:03:21 +0000

This cat situations has hit critical mass: I’m a feline sailor suit away from a future as a shut-in cat-lady.

WTF is in my drawer?!!!1

Ashleigh — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 01:18:58 +0000

WTF happened 2 my Room?!!!1

Ashleigh — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:01:29 +0000

or rather The Workaholic’s Bed Chamber: A Cautionary Tale