How much does this guy make you feel like your own motion graphics and video editing reel is not so shabby? Thank you Martin Gamal, I feel like I’m on top of the world right now! Thanx Matt for this GEM of a reel!
“T3kn0l0gy makes me wanna dance now” is the motto of self-proclaimed “nerd girl & tech guru,” Tina T3k. A false internet prophet, Tina is my new alter ego that answers social media and technology related questions very poorly thru VYou on her Tumblog, TinaT3k.Tumblr. I created her as a caricature of two internet personality archetypes that annoy me to no end, mainly because of their recent explosion and lack of authenticity and inherent internet-affirmation neediness: the “nerd girl” that’s smart (=wear’s glasses, has an iphone) but also hot (=wears tight ironic, tech tee that accentuates boobs), 2. the “social media guru” that’s an expert on [insert social media network] simply because they say they are on aforementioned social media network, but really just retweets anything that falls out of Guy Kawasaki’s twitter-butt or steve jobs’ mock-turtlekneck.
Here is her official music video, “T3kn0l0gy Makes Me Wanna Dance Now,” for the VH1 Dance Cam Slam contest. Now vote for me here, I need to feel internet-special (because i am a hypocrite). Ask Tina questions and read her reviews of obsolete technology onTinaT3k.Tumblr
I am currently remixing the full 90 minutes of John Carpenter’s “They Live” – but with cats instead of aliens. Why? Why not. Hope to screen the full remix somewhere in the future. Find out more about the art of “Remix” on LofiLounge.org

At 1 min and 29s! Watch the episode below or the full horror short on either vimeo or youtube.
THIS THING:

IS LIKE THAT THING:

“If you cant come in from the woods, then you gotta rub badger balm all over your heart. And the badgerman cometh, Sander baby. The badgerman f*cking cometh.”
-UNquote from The Iceman Cometh
a. 3rd Ave L stop, subway poster
b. something i found under my couch
40th & 8th Ave.
And then I made this… From old Public Domain Social Guidance PSA. Mixed in After FX CS4.
Note that the kiddy jeep has not only been abandoned after hitting the tree, it appears to have been stripped as well.
… and the Gorilla turned to heroine and loose chimps.
They must be iceskating in hell…

Hoyt st. A,C,E station in Brooklyn.

I can’t even…

How are you NOT watching this on repeat?
Let’s go back in time. Way back to 2007. Let’s thank our lucky pockets full of pemmican for the fact nothing on the internet ever goes away–even when you take your geocities page down. Meet Gordon Griggs and his lady friends…
View the archived orignal site here and see his youtube videos here.
Last night’s allnighter crafting acne informational videos was there with the time i did lines of coke* off jared leto’s** abs*** with the olsen twins**** in the bathroom***** at Plumm****** in 2007*******.
[read: *fun dip, **Teddy Ruxbin's, ***battery pack, ****my neighbor's creepy neice with the harelip, *****in the ballpit, ****** Carl's Junior, ******* 1988]
So, this guy rocked it hard and long. I had my camera…












