… and the Gorilla turned to heroine and loose chimps.
Oddly-Proportioned Baby dislikes damp blankets & tepid baths, likes fighting and milk.
-or-
The family that denims together, fights together.
Shutterstock, i am convinced, is a front for Soft-core Russian porn.
Or Oxana Baiul After a Stroke…
“Yeah, I’m not gonna even look at this f*cking book.”
*neither mother nor girl are actually looking at said book
Robot Got Full Bladder. Robot Need Oil Change. KThanxBeepWhirrrrZft!
Forbidden Falconry: “How can it be so wrong when it feels so right?”
I just… can’t.
I would like to go back to a time, a time before this image haunted my nightmares, a time called last Thursday. Dear Shutterstock, this is terrifying.
Either he’s lactating or someone got a little too overzealous in Photoshop.
