Friday, May 18th, 2012



This is me, and this is my cranially-conjoined parasitic twin.


Photoshop: the number one fail-safe weight loss system. Your avatar could lose up to 60 pixel pounds in 60 seconds!
Tuesday, June 30, 2009


I <3 CGI Unitard.


Entrepaneur, marketter, publisher, John Goodman in the Great Outdoors impersonator…


Must. Suck. In. Harder. OHGOD… I JUST SUCKED MY NECK INTO MY THORACIC CAVITY…


“This is how you hold a bag of sand”: School 4 Mimes
Thursday, June 11, 2009


Our brand is “Butterface.”


Headshot submitted to “War of Northern Aggression” Re-enactment.
Thursday, June 11, 2009


Everyday Depression.