This Is Where I Do Things » Busted Internet

Many, Many Levels of WTF

Ashleigh — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:53:33 +0000

Apparently, these degree classes are offered in a prison due to the amount of bending over illustrated.

And yes, “Yoga pose” is to “career” as “brain” is to “damage.”

Busted Shutterstock: Eastern European Cowboy Midget Porn

Ashleigh — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:06:37 +0000

Everyday, a new fetish is born.

Busted Shutterstock: Mean Broccoli

Ashleigh — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:49:03 +0000

“Yeah, I get it. I’m fat. Thanks for the modeling gig, a*shole.”

This was before the Lemur embarked on his successful Solo career

Ashleigh — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:25:38 +0000

… and the Gorilla turned to heroine and loose chimps.

Busted Shutterstock: The Poorly Photoshopped Child Stays in the Picture

Ashleigh — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:54:15 +0000

Oddly-Proportioned Baby dislikes damp blankets & tepid baths, likes fighting and milk.
-or-
The family that denims together, fights together.

Busted Shutterstock: Drugs Drugs Drugs, I’m on Drugs

Ashleigh — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:38:31 +0000

Shutterstock, i am convinced, is a front for Soft-core Russian porn.

Busted Shutterstock: Seductive Bell’s Palsy Girl

Ashleigh — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 16:49:04 +0000

Or Oxana Baiul After a Stroke…

Busted Shutterstock: unReading Hour

Ashleigh — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:29:45 +0000

“Yeah, I’m not gonna even look at this f*cking book.”

*neither mother nor girl are actually looking at said book

Busted Shutterstock: Robotz Gotz Needz 2!

Ashleigh — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 16:10:44 +0000

Robot Got Full Bladder. Robot Need Oil Change. KThanxBeepWhirrrrZft!

Busted Shutterstock: Pregnant Fetish Shoot

Ashleigh — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:52:59 +0000

Busted Shutterstock: Starcrossed

Ashleigh — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:29:58 +0000

Forbidden Falconry: “How can it be so wrong when it feels so right?”

Busted Etsy: Sensual Grandma

Ashleigh — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:09:55 +0000

I can’t even…

Busted Youtube: Apologize Karaoke Cover by Ricky Tic

Ashleigh — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:27:55 +0000

How are you NOT watching this on repeat?

So many things are wrong with this…

Ashleigh — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:14:21 +0000

I just… can’t.

How is this a “Smiling Clown Face”?

Ashleigh — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:39:36 +0000

I would like to go back to a time, a time before this image haunted my nightmares, a time called last Thursday. Dear Shutterstock, this is terrifying.

Chesticle or Breasticle?

Ashleigh — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 18:17:02 +0000

Either he’s lactating or someone got a little too overzealous in Photoshop.

Jocelyn Wildenstein Beta

Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:09:00 +0000

about 12 botox injection, 2 facelifts, & 6 collagen injections away from becoming Jocelyn Wildenstein Beta

Peddistache: the preffered moustache of Pedophiles. (note: this…

Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:03:00 +0000

Peddistache: the preffered moustache of Pedophiles. (note: this man is not a pedophile, he just looks like one)

Narcissus, mesmerized by the exquisitely chiseled contours of…

Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:40:00 +0000

Narcissus, mesmerized by the exquisitely chiseled contours of his own jaw, sat transfixed for days, gazing upon his live webcam-captured visage as reflected by the computer screen, waving to himself in jubilant celebration of his sublime comeliness. And so he starved to death.

This is me, and this is my cranially-conjoined parasitic twin.

Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:58:46 +0000

This is me, and this is my cranially-conjoined parasitic twin.