How much does this guy make you feel like your own motion graphics and video editing reel is not so shabby? Thank you Martin Gamal, I feel like I’m on top of the world right now! Thanx Matt for this GEM of a reel!
Apparently, these degree classes are offered in a prison due to the amount of bending over illustrated.
And yes, “Yoga pose” is to “career” as “brain” is to “damage.”
Everyday, a new fetish is born.

“Yeah, I get it. I’m fat. Thanks for the modeling gig, a*shole.”
… and the Gorilla turned to heroine and loose chimps.
Oddly-Proportioned Baby dislikes damp blankets & tepid baths, likes fighting and milk.
-or-
The family that denims together, fights together.

Shutterstock, i am convinced, is a front for Soft-core Russian porn.

Or Oxana Baiul After a Stroke…
“Yeah, I’m not gonna even look at this f*cking book.”
*neither mother nor girl are actually looking at said book

Robot Got Full Bladder. Robot Need Oil Change. KThanxBeepWhirrrrZft!


Forbidden Falconry: “How can it be so wrong when it feels so right?”

I can’t even…

How are you NOT watching this on repeat?
I would like to go back to a time, a time before this image haunted my nightmares, a time called last Thursday. Dear Shutterstock, this is terrifying.

Either he’s lactating or someone got a little too overzealous in Photoshop.
about 12 botox injection, 2 facelifts, & 6 collagen injections away from becoming Jocelyn Wildenstein Beta

Peddistache: the preffered moustache of Pedophiles. (note: this man is not a pedophile, he just looks like one)

Narcissus, mesmerized by the exquisitely chiseled contours of his own jaw, sat transfixed for days, gazing upon his live webcam-captured visage as reflected by the computer screen, waving to himself in jubilant celebration of his sublime comeliness. And so he starved to death.











