Monday, February 6th, 2012

How much does this guy make you feel like your own motion graphics and video editing reel is not so shabby? Thank you Martin Gamal, I feel like I’m on top of the world right now! Thanx Matt for this GEM of a reel!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Apparently, these degree classes are offered in a prison due to the amount of bending over illustrated.

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And yes, “Yoga pose” is to “career” as “brain” is to “damage.”

Everyday, a new fetish is born.

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

“Yeah, I get it. I’m fat. Thanks for the modeling gig, a*shole.”

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… and the Gorilla turned to heroine and loose chimps.

Oddly-Proportioned Baby dislikes damp blankets & tepid baths, likes fighting and milk.
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The family that denims together, fights together.
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Shutterstock, i am convinced, is a front for Soft-core Russian porn.
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Or Oxana Baiul After a Stroke…

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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

“Yeah, I’m not gonna even look at this f*cking book.”

*neither mother nor girl are actually looking at said book

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Robot Got Full Bladder. Robot Need Oil Change. KThanxBeepWhirrrrZft!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Forbidden Falconry: “How can it be so wrong when it feels so right?”

Thursday, January 21, 2010

I can’t even…

How are you NOT watching this on repeat?

Monday, January 11, 2010

I just… can’t.

Monday, January 11, 2010

I would like to go back to a time, a time before this image haunted my nightmares, a time called last Thursday. Dear Shutterstock, this is terrifying.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

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Either he’s lactating or someone got a little too overzealous in Photoshop.

Friday, August 7, 2009
about 12 botox injection, 2 facelifts, & 6 collagen injections away from becoming Jocelyn Wildenstein Beta


Peddistache: the preffered moustache of Pedophiles. (note: this man is not a pedophile, he just looks like one)


Narcissus, mesmerized by the exquisitely chiseled contours of his own jaw, sat transfixed for days, gazing upon his live webcam-captured visage as reflected by the computer screen, waving to himself in jubilant celebration of his sublime comeliness. And so he starved to death.