Apparently, these degree classes are offered in a prison due to the amount of bending over illustrated.
And yes, “Yoga pose” is to “career” as “brain” is to “damage.”
Everyday, a new fetish is born.
“Yeah, I get it. I’m fat. Thanks for the modeling gig, a*shole.”
… and the Gorilla turned to heroine and loose chimps.
Oddly-Proportioned Baby dislikes damp blankets & tepid baths, likes fighting and milk.
-or-
The family that denims together, fights together.
Shutterstock, i am convinced, is a front for Soft-core Russian porn.
Or Oxana Baiul After a Stroke…
“Yeah, I’m not gonna even look at this f*cking book.”
*neither mother nor girl are actually looking at said book
Robot Got Full Bladder. Robot Need Oil Change. KThanxBeepWhirrrrZft!
Forbidden Falconry: “How can it be so wrong when it feels so right?”
I can’t even…
How are you NOT watching this on repeat?
I just… can’t.
I would like to go back to a time, a time before this image haunted my nightmares, a time called last Thursday. Dear Shutterstock, this is terrifying.
Either he’s lactating or someone got a little too overzealous in Photoshop.
about 12 botox injection, 2 facelifts, & 6 collagen injections away from becoming Jocelyn Wildenstein Beta
Peddistache: the preffered moustache of Pedophiles. (note: this man is not a pedophile, he just looks like one)
Narcissus, mesmerized by the exquisitely chiseled contours of his own jaw, sat transfixed for days, gazing upon his live webcam-captured visage as reflected by the computer screen, waving to himself in jubilant celebration of his sublime comeliness. And so he starved to death.
This is me, and this is my cranially-conjoined parasitic twin.
