about 12 botox injection, 2 facelifts, & 6 collagen injections away from becoming Jocelyn Wildenstein Beta

POPPED COLLAR. POPPED COLLAR. POPPED COLLAR. Did I mention the POPPED COLLAR?!!1

No thanks.

I don’t get it and I don’t want to.

1987 was a profitable year for both her and Glamor Shots.

he found the sepia and vignette effects in photoshop, and from there it all went to hell…

Fabio called, he wants his essence back.

someone once told her purple is a good color on her, and she took it a little too far…

There is a Milli Vinilli joke somewhere here…

Peddistache: the preffered moustache of Pedophiles. (note: this man is not a pedophile, he just looks like one)

Narcissus, mesmerized by the exquisitely chiseled contours of his own jaw, sat transfixed for days, gazing upon his live webcam-captured visage as reflected by the computer screen, waving to himself in jubilant celebration of his sublime comeliness. And so he starved to death.

This is me, and this is my cranially-conjoined parasitic twin.

Photoshop: the number one fail-safe weight loss system. Your avatar could lose up to 60 pixel pounds in 60 seconds!

I <3 CGI Unitard.

Entrepaneur, marketter, publisher, John Goodman in the Great Outdoors impersonator…