This Is Where I Do Things » How (Not) To Date Online http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com And You Luv it Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:12:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Sad Clowns, Pigeons, Poison & Enya: This Week On How Not To Date Online http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/26/pigeons-poison-enya-this-week-on-how-not-to-date-online/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/26/pigeons-poison-enya-this-week-on-how-not-to-date-online/#comments Wed, 26 May 2010 14:56:56 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=966 This week Nelvia, Thomasina and Murla bring a new terrifying form of “crazy” to the internet dating-o-sphere. Checkout the two latest posts on How Not To Date Online [dot] com. ]]>

This week Nelvia, Thomasina and Murla bring a new terrifying form of “crazy” to the internet dating-o-sphere. Checkout the two latest posts on How Not To Date Online [dot] com.
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]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/26/pigeons-poison-enya-this-week-on-how-not-to-date-online/feed/ 0 Video: How (Not) to Date Online Single #4, ‘ËaÚX http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/20/video-how-not-to-date-online-single-4-eaux/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/20/video-how-not-to-date-online-single-4-eaux/#comments Thu, 20 May 2010 19:16:26 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=949 If Anna Wintour and Rachel Zoe made a baby and then Kate Gosselin’s old hair aspirated on said baby’s vomit – it would be Single #4, ‘ËaÚX. Brought to you by my other blog, HowNotToDateOnline.com. Hey and don’t forget, vote for me here NexTV Search “Ashleigh” or scroll down to “How (Not) To Date Online.” Click Vote! Do [...]]]>

If Anna Wintour and Rachel Zoe made a baby and then Kate Gosselin’s old hair aspirated on said baby’s vomit – it would be Single #4, ‘ËaÚX.

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~ Ash

]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/20/video-how-not-to-date-online-single-4-eaux/feed/ 0 New Post: How to Dump Online from How (Not) To Date Online http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/12/new-post-how-to-dump-online-from-how-not-to-date-online/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/12/new-post-how-to-dump-online-from-how-not-to-date-online/#comments Wed, 12 May 2010 16:07:33 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=933 ]]>

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]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/12/new-post-how-to-dump-online-from-how-not-to-date-online/feed/ 0 New Posts Up On HowNotToDateOnline.com http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/03/17/new-posts-up-on-hownottodateonline-com/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/03/17/new-posts-up-on-hownottodateonline-com/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:54:56 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=816 All kinds of new treasures await, including panty sniffers, heart disease, oil spills, and cats in pants. Cry yourself to sleep. Intern3t is 4 <3rs. excerpt: ]]>

All kinds of new treasures await, including panty sniffers, heart disease, oil spills, and cats in pants. Cry yourself to sleep. Intern3t is 4 <3rs.

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]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/03/17/new-posts-up-on-hownottodateonline-com/feed/ 0 How Not To Initiate A Conversation With A Potential Date http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/22/how-not-to-initiate-a-conversation-with-a-potential-date/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/22/how-not-to-initiate-a-conversation-with-a-potential-date/#comments Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:12:21 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=794 Original post from How Not to Date Online ]]>

Original post from How Not to Date Online
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]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/22/how-not-to-initiate-a-conversation-with-a-potential-date/feed/ 0 How Not To Date Online: Sheb Strikes Again http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/18/how-not-to-date-online-sheb-strikes-again/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/18/how-not-to-date-online-sheb-strikes-again/#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:04:09 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=783 How Not to Woo Your Potential Date Over IM ]]>

How Not to Woo Your Potential Date Over IM
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]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/18/how-not-to-date-online-sheb-strikes-again/feed/ 0 HnTDO: The Profile Pic Bomb,Your 65 Year-Old Mom Edition http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/22/hntdo-the-profile-pic-bombyour-65-year-old-mom-edition/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/22/hntdo-the-profile-pic-bombyour-65-year-old-mom-edition/#comments Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:27:18 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=693 Online Dating starts with your profile pic: make sure your mom isn't lurking in the background as you try to pose suavely for the camera... especially if you claim to live alone...]]>

Online Dating starts with your profile pic: make sure your mom isn’t lurking in the background as you try to pose suavely for the camera… especially if you claim to live alone… Original Post via my blog How Not To Date Online

]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/22/hntdo-the-profile-pic-bombyour-65-year-old-mom-edition/feed/ 0 How (Not) To Date Online Offline: Mustard Scotch http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/21/how-not-to-date-online-offline-mustard-scotch/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/21/how-not-to-date-online-offline-mustard-scotch/#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:02:09 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=679 My friend Sheb describes the time he invented "Mustard Scotch" on a first date, in both an epic stroke of beverage genius and deal-breaking dating FAIL. This is his story.]]>

My friend Sheb describes the time he invented “Mustard Scotch” on a first date, in both an epic stroke of beverage genius and deal-breaking dating FAIL. This is his story.

me: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT<br /> YOU PUT MUSTARD IN YOUR SCOTCH<br /> Sheb: i am the greatest hero in American history<br /> me: YOU DID THIS ON A DATE<br /> Sheb: of course<br /> me: A FIRST DATE<br /> Sheb: well, we were with other people<br /> me: did you do it earnestly and casually? or was it in haha self-inflicted pie-in-face manner?<br /> Sheb: fairly casually<br /> i think someone had to ask me what the hell i was doing<br /> me: Have you heard from this girl since?<br /> Sheb: not really</p> <p>[Sheb & I have been friends for ten years. There isn't a boundary he hasn't sheb'd all over.]
Original post from HowNotToDateOnline.Com is here.

]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/21/how-not-to-date-online-offline-mustard-scotch/feed/ 0 How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #3: Krissmas Cousins http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/15/how-not-2-video-date-online-3-krissmas-cousins/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/15/how-not-2-video-date-online-3-krissmas-cousins/#comments Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:13:54 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=627 How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #3: Krissmas Cousins]]>


How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #3: Krissmas Cousins

]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/15/how-not-2-video-date-online-3-krissmas-cousins/feed/ 0 How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #1: Sherilynn http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/06/how-not-2-video-date-online-1-sherilynn/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/06/how-not-2-video-date-online-1-sherilynn/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:43:00 +0000 Ashleigh http://hownottodateonline.com/post/116249196

How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #1: Sherilynn]]> How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #1: Sherilynn]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/06/how-not-2-video-date-online-1-sherilynn/feed/ 0 How[Not]ToDateOnline: “Double Date Me & My Chinchilla, Ruth” http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/05/hownottodateonline-double-date-me-my-chinchilla-ruth/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/05/hownottodateonline-double-date-me-my-chinchilla-ruth/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:03:04 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=585 New Post! Click to Read! “Me and my chinchilla Ruth would like to go on a double date with a man and his pet chinchilla as well…” ]]>

New Post! Click to Read! “Me and my chinchilla Ruth would like to go on a double date with a man and his pet chinchilla as well…”

]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/05/hownottodateonline-double-date-me-my-chinchilla-ruth/feed/ 0 How[NOT]toDateOnline: “Growling and Snackfood” http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/12/29/hownottodateonline-growling-and-snackfood/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/12/29/hownottodateonline-growling-and-snackfood/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:23:43 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=572 New Post! Click to Read! "I am looking for men to come to my apartment and growl at me… There will be mini-quiche afterwards”]]>

New Post! Click to Read! “I am looking for men to come to my apartment and growl at me… There will be mini-quiche afterwards”

]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/12/29/hownottodateonline-growling-and-snackfood/feed/ 0 How (Not) To Date Online: Real World, “SHE WILL ENJOY CHRISTIAN ROCK MUSIC” http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/10/05/how-not-to-date-online-real-world-she-will-enjoy-christian-rock-music/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/10/05/how-not-to-date-online-real-world-she-will-enjoy-christian-rock-music/#comments Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:23:08 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=492 3345221334_76c90b5822_o]]>

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]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/10/05/how-not-to-date-online-real-world-she-will-enjoy-christian-rock-music/feed/ 0 “I am a woman seeking a group of men to brush my hair in… http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/08/07/%e2%80%9ci-am-a-woman-seeking-a-group-of-men-to-brush-my-hair-in/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/08/07/%e2%80%9ci-am-a-woman-seeking-a-group-of-men-to-brush-my-hair-in/#comments Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:17:00 +0000 Ashleigh http://hownottodateonline.com/post/106416918

“I am a woman seeking a group of men to brush my hair in what i like to refer to as my grooming circle.”]]> “I am a woman seeking a group of men to brush my hair in what i like to refer to as my grooming circle.”]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/08/07/%e2%80%9ci-am-a-woman-seeking-a-group-of-men-to-brush-my-hair-in/feed/ 0 “heart vs. brain ” from micheleface oh so apt… http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/06/30/%e2%80%9cheart-vs-brain-%e2%80%9d-from-michelefaceoh-so-apt%e2%80%a6/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/06/30/%e2%80%9cheart-vs-brain-%e2%80%9d-from-michelefaceoh-so-apt%e2%80%a6/#comments Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:00:00 +0000 How (Not) to Date Online http://hownottodateonline.com/post/133007833

“heart vs. brain ” from micheleface

oh so apt…

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“heart vs. brain ” from micheleface

oh so apt…

]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/06/30/%e2%80%9cheart-vs-brain-%e2%80%9d-from-michelefaceoh-so-apt%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 Internet is 4 lubbers. lub, HowNotToDateOnline.com http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/06/12/internet-is-4-lubbers-lub-hownottodateonline-com/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/06/12/internet-is-4-lubbers-lub-hownottodateonline-com/#comments Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:26:33 +0000 How (Not) to Date Online http://hownottodateonline.com/post/122617559

Internet is 4 lubbers. lub, HowNotToDateOnline.com]]>

Internet is 4 lubbers. lub, HowNotToDateOnline.com]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/06/12/internet-is-4-lubbers-lub-hownottodateonline-com/feed/ 0 How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #2: KayOss (née… http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/06/09/how-not-2-video-date-online-2-kayoss-nee/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/06/09/how-not-2-video-date-online-2-kayoss-nee/#comments Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:19:10 +0000 How (Not) to Date Online http://hownottodateonline.com/post/120539972

How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #2: KayOss (née “Melissa”)]]> How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #2: KayOss (née “Melissa”)]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/06/09/how-not-2-video-date-online-2-kayoss-nee/feed/ 0 “Fly Thru the Forest of Forks w/ me” http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/05/22/%e2%80%9cfly-thru-the-forest-of-forks-w-me%e2%80%9d/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/05/22/%e2%80%9cfly-thru-the-forest-of-forks-w-me%e2%80%9d/#comments Fri, 22 May 2009 18:49:16 +0000 How (Not) to Date Online http://hownottodateonline.com/post/111561696

“Fly Thru the Forest of Forks w/ me”]]>

“Fly Thru the Forest of Forks w/ me”]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/05/22/%e2%80%9cfly-thru-the-forest-of-forks-w-me%e2%80%9d/feed/ 0 “I have 8 finches and 2 cockatiels named Dharma &… http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/05/22/%e2%80%9ci-have-8-finches-and-2-cockatiels-named-dharma/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/05/22/%e2%80%9ci-have-8-finches-and-2-cockatiels-named-dharma/#comments Fri, 22 May 2009 14:00:00 +0000 How (Not) to Date Online http://hownottodateonline.com/post/111459079

“I have 8 finches and 2 cockatiels named Dharma & Greg.”]]>

“I have 8 finches and 2 cockatiels named Dharma & Greg.”]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/05/22/%e2%80%9ci-have-8-finches-and-2-cockatiels-named-dharma/feed/ 0 “I am not a f*cking hipster. I consider myself a… http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/05/22/%e2%80%9ci-am-not-a-fcking-hipster-i-consider-myself-a/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/05/22/%e2%80%9ci-am-not-a-fcking-hipster-i-consider-myself-a/#comments Fri, 22 May 2009 11:31:00 +0000 How (Not) to Date Online http://hownottodateonline.com/post/111416981

“I am not a f*cking hipster. I consider myself a thinkster…”]]>

“I am not a f*cking hipster. I consider myself a thinkster…”]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/05/22/%e2%80%9ci-am-not-a-fcking-hipster-i-consider-myself-a/feed/ 0