Original post from How Not to Date Online
How Not to Woo Your Potential Date Over IM
Online Dating starts with your profile pic: make sure your mom isn’t lurking in the background as you try to pose suavely for the camera… especially if you claim to live alone… Original Post via my blog How Not To Date Online
My friend Sheb describes the time he invented “Mustard Scotch” on a first date, in both an epic stroke of beverage genius and deal-breaking dating FAIL. This is his story.
![me: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT<br />
YOU PUT MUSTARD IN YOUR SCOTCH<br />
Sheb: i am the greatest hero in American history<br />
me: YOU DID THIS ON A DATE<br />
Sheb: of course<br />
me: A FIRST DATE<br />
Sheb: well, we were with other people<br />
me: did you do it earnestly and casually? or was it in haha self-inflicted pie-in-face manner?<br />
Sheb: fairly casually<br />
i think someone had to ask me what the hell i was doing<br />
me: Have you heard from this girl since?<br />
Sheb: not really</p>
<p>[Sheb & I have been friends for ten years. There isn't a boundary he hasn't sheb'd all over.]](http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Picture-33.png)
Original post from HowNotToDateOnline.Com is here.
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“heart vs. brain ” from micheleface
oh so apt…
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