This Is Where I Do Things » Blogz http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com And You Luv it Mon, 14 Jun 2010 16:42:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Sad Clowns, Pigeons, Poison & Enya: This Week On How Not To Date Online http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/26/pigeons-poison-enya-this-week-on-how-not-to-date-online/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/26/pigeons-poison-enya-this-week-on-how-not-to-date-online/#comments Wed, 26 May 2010 14:56:56 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=966 This week Nelvia, Thomasina and Murla bring a new terrifying form of “crazy” to the internet dating-o-sphere. Checkout the two latest posts on How Not To Date Online [dot] com. ]]>

This week Nelvia, Thomasina and Murla bring a new terrifying form of “crazy” to the internet dating-o-sphere. Checkout the two latest posts on How Not To Date Online [dot] com.
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]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/26/pigeons-poison-enya-this-week-on-how-not-to-date-online/feed/ 0 Video: How (Not) to Date Online Single #4, ‘ËaÚX http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/20/video-how-not-to-date-online-single-4-eaux/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/20/video-how-not-to-date-online-single-4-eaux/#comments Thu, 20 May 2010 19:16:26 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=949 If Anna Wintour and Rachel Zoe made a baby and then Kate Gosselin’s old hair aspirated on said baby’s vomit – it would be Single #4, ‘ËaÚX. Brought to you by my other blog, HowNotToDateOnline.com. Hey and don’t forget, vote for me here NexTV Search “Ashleigh” or scroll down to “How (Not) To Date Online.” Click Vote! Do [...]]]>

If Anna Wintour and Rachel Zoe made a baby and then Kate Gosselin’s old hair aspirated on said baby’s vomit – it would be Single #4, ‘ËaÚX.

Brought to you by my other blog, HowNotToDateOnline.com.

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Remember: Intern3t iz 4 <3rs

~ Ash

]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/20/video-how-not-to-date-online-single-4-eaux/feed/ 0 New Post: How to Dump Online from How (Not) To Date Online http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/12/new-post-how-to-dump-online-from-how-not-to-date-online/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/12/new-post-how-to-dump-online-from-how-not-to-date-online/#comments Wed, 12 May 2010 16:07:33 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=933 ]]>

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]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/05/12/new-post-how-to-dump-online-from-how-not-to-date-online/feed/ 0 Death & Horses http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/04/14/death-horses/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/04/14/death-horses/#comments Wed, 14 Apr 2010 23:11:39 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=860 Latest advice from my tumblog Hometown Wisdom ]]>

Latest advice from my tumblog Hometown Wisdom
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]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/04/14/death-horses/feed/ 0 Hometown Wisdom: Celebrity vs Webrity http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/03/23/hometown-wisdom-celebrity-vs-webrity/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/03/23/hometown-wisdom-celebrity-vs-webrity/#comments Tue, 23 Mar 2010 17:00:38 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=843 A thorough analysis via hometownwisdom ]]>

A thorough analysis via hometownwisdom
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]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/03/23/hometown-wisdom-celebrity-vs-webrity/feed/ 0 New Posts Up On HowNotToDateOnline.com http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/03/17/new-posts-up-on-hownottodateonline-com/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/03/17/new-posts-up-on-hownottodateonline-com/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:54:56 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=816 All kinds of new treasures await, including panty sniffers, heart disease, oil spills, and cats in pants. Cry yourself to sleep. Intern3t is 4 <3rs. excerpt: ]]>

All kinds of new treasures await, including panty sniffers, heart disease, oil spills, and cats in pants. Cry yourself to sleep. Intern3t is 4 <3rs.

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]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/03/17/new-posts-up-on-hownottodateonline-com/feed/ 0 Hometown Wisdom: Advice from a Father to a Son http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/23/hometown-wisdom-advice-from-a-father-to-a-son/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/23/hometown-wisdom-advice-from-a-father-to-a-son/#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:58:37 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=801 ]]>

Advice from a Father to a son: Change your name and pretend you never had aspirations. Become a disc jockey in your hometown and sleep with high school girls. Eat a lot of sausage and beer and accidentally start a couple of families you can’t support and get thrown in jail for student loan “evasion” and talk about how good you were in Hamlet to anyone who will listen and then have a motorscooter accident at 4am on I-94 just outside of Milwaukee by the Girl Scout Headquarters and live the rest of your life painting frogs in a mental hospital for the criminally insane and sell pictures of your fat hairy *ss on the internet while covering yourself in beans for 72 hours and calling it some sort of world record.<br /> Sheb Shebberson, Sage, Baked Bean Submersion World Record Holder

]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/23/hometown-wisdom-advice-from-a-father-to-a-son/feed/ 0 Another New Tumblog: Bogus Rumors I Start About John Tesh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/23/another-new-tumblog-bogus-rumors-i-start-about-john-tesh/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/23/another-new-tumblog-bogus-rumors-i-start-about-john-tesh/#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:44:23 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=797 ]]>

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]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/23/another-new-tumblog-bogus-rumors-i-start-about-john-tesh/feed/ 0 How Not To Initiate A Conversation With A Potential Date http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/22/how-not-to-initiate-a-conversation-with-a-potential-date/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/22/how-not-to-initiate-a-conversation-with-a-potential-date/#comments Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:12:21 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=794 Original post from How Not to Date Online ]]>

Original post from How Not to Date Online
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]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/22/how-not-to-initiate-a-conversation-with-a-potential-date/feed/ 0 New Tumblog: Hometown Wisdom http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/22/new-tumblog-hometown-wisdom/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/22/new-tumblog-hometown-wisdom/#comments Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:07:35 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=791 Neighborly Advice with an Un-BenFranklin twist and a side of nonsense. Visit Here ]]>

Neighborly Advice with an Un-BenFranklin twist and a side of nonsense.
Visit Here
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]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/22/new-tumblog-hometown-wisdom/feed/ 0 How Not To Date Online: Sheb Strikes Again http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/18/how-not-to-date-online-sheb-strikes-again/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/18/how-not-to-date-online-sheb-strikes-again/#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:04:09 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=783 How Not to Woo Your Potential Date Over IM ]]>

How Not to Woo Your Potential Date Over IM
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]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/02/18/how-not-to-date-online-sheb-strikes-again/feed/ 0 OMGimTurning30.com Episode 5: Kitteh sez my handz r dry http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/26/omgimturning30-com-episode-5-kitteh-sez-my-handz-r-dry/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/26/omgimturning30-com-episode-5-kitteh-sez-my-handz-r-dry/#comments Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:01:52 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=705 Cat is so mean to me. We get in fight. Exchange some hurtful remarks. Oh yeah i show you how to deep moisturize your hands too...]]>

Cat is so mean to me. We get in fight. Exchange some hurtful remarks. Oh yeah, i show you how to deep moisturize your hands, also…

]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/26/omgimturning30-com-episode-5-kitteh-sez-my-handz-r-dry/feed/ 0 HnTDO: The Profile Pic Bomb,Your 65 Year-Old Mom Edition http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/22/hntdo-the-profile-pic-bombyour-65-year-old-mom-edition/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/22/hntdo-the-profile-pic-bombyour-65-year-old-mom-edition/#comments Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:27:18 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=693 Online Dating starts with your profile pic: make sure your mom isn't lurking in the background as you try to pose suavely for the camera... especially if you claim to live alone...]]>

Online Dating starts with your profile pic: make sure your mom isn’t lurking in the background as you try to pose suavely for the camera… especially if you claim to live alone… Original Post via my blog How Not To Date Online

]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/22/hntdo-the-profile-pic-bombyour-65-year-old-mom-edition/feed/ 0 How (Not) To Date Online Offline: Mustard Scotch http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/21/how-not-to-date-online-offline-mustard-scotch/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/21/how-not-to-date-online-offline-mustard-scotch/#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:02:09 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=679 My friend Sheb describes the time he invented "Mustard Scotch" on a first date, in both an epic stroke of beverage genius and deal-breaking dating FAIL. This is his story.]]>

My friend Sheb describes the time he invented “Mustard Scotch” on a first date, in both an epic stroke of beverage genius and deal-breaking dating FAIL. This is his story.

me: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT<br /> YOU PUT MUSTARD IN YOUR SCOTCH<br /> Sheb: i am the greatest hero in American history<br /> me: YOU DID THIS ON A DATE<br /> Sheb: of course<br /> me: A FIRST DATE<br /> Sheb: well, we were with other people<br /> me: did you do it earnestly and casually? or was it in haha self-inflicted pie-in-face manner?<br /> Sheb: fairly casually<br /> i think someone had to ask me what the hell i was doing<br /> me: Have you heard from this girl since?<br /> Sheb: not really</p> <p>[Sheb & I have been friends for ten years. There isn't a boundary he hasn't sheb'd all over.]
Original post from HowNotToDateOnline.Com is here.

]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/21/how-not-to-date-online-offline-mustard-scotch/feed/ 0 How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #3: Krissmas Cousins http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/15/how-not-2-video-date-online-3-krissmas-cousins/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/15/how-not-2-video-date-online-3-krissmas-cousins/#comments Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:13:54 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=627 How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #3: Krissmas Cousins]]>


How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #3: Krissmas Cousins

]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/15/how-not-2-video-date-online-3-krissmas-cousins/feed/ 0 The Episode in Which My Cat is Mean to Me http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/07/the-episode-in-which-my-cat-is-mean-to-me/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/07/the-episode-in-which-my-cat-is-mean-to-me/#comments Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:03:07 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=608 for OMGimTurning30.com. Watch it now! ]]>

for OMGimTurning30.com. Watch it now!

]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/07/the-episode-in-which-my-cat-is-mean-to-me/feed/ 0 How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #1: Sherilynn http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/06/how-not-2-video-date-online-1-sherilynn/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/06/how-not-2-video-date-online-1-sherilynn/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:43:00 +0000 Ashleigh http://hownottodateonline.com/post/116249196

How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #1: Sherilynn]]> How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #1: Sherilynn]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/06/how-not-2-video-date-online-1-sherilynn/feed/ 0 How[Not]ToDateOnline: “Double Date Me & My Chinchilla, Ruth” http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/05/hownottodateonline-double-date-me-my-chinchilla-ruth/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/05/hownottodateonline-double-date-me-my-chinchilla-ruth/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:03:04 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=585 New Post! Click to Read! “Me and my chinchilla Ruth would like to go on a double date with a man and his pet chinchilla as well…” ]]>

New Post! Click to Read! “Me and my chinchilla Ruth would like to go on a double date with a man and his pet chinchilla as well…”

]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/05/hownottodateonline-double-date-me-my-chinchilla-ruth/feed/ 0 Episode 4 in which i get duct tape stuck in my hair http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/04/episode-in-which-i-get-duct-tape-stuck-in-my-hair/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/04/episode-in-which-i-get-duct-tape-stuck-in-my-hair/#comments Mon, 04 Jan 2010 16:00:05 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=581 Sanity is is something to be lost.]]>

Sanity is is something to be lost.

]]> http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2010/01/04/episode-in-which-i-get-duct-tape-stuck-in-my-hair/feed/ 0 How[NOT]toDateOnline: “Growling and Snackfood” http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/12/29/hownottodateonline-growling-and-snackfood/ http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/2009/12/29/hownottodateonline-growling-and-snackfood/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:23:43 +0000 Ashleigh http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/?p=572 New Post! Click to Read! "I am looking for men to come to my apartment and growl at me… There will be mini-quiche afterwards”]]>

New Post! Click to Read! “I am looking for men to come to my apartment and growl at me… There will be mini-quiche afterwards”

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