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Cat is so mean to me. We get in fight. Exchange some hurtful remarks. Oh yeah, i show you how to deep moisturize your hands, also…
Online Dating starts with your profile pic: make sure your mom isn’t lurking in the background as you try to pose suavely for the camera… especially if you claim to live alone… Original Post via my blog How Not To Date Online
My friend Sheb describes the time he invented “Mustard Scotch” on a first date, in both an epic stroke of beverage genius and deal-breaking dating FAIL. This is his story.
![me: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT<br />
YOU PUT MUSTARD IN YOUR SCOTCH<br />
Sheb: i am the greatest hero in American history<br />
me: YOU DID THIS ON A DATE<br />
Sheb: of course<br />
me: A FIRST DATE<br />
Sheb: well, we were with other people<br />
me: did you do it earnestly and casually? or was it in haha self-inflicted pie-in-face manner?<br />
Sheb: fairly casually<br />
i think someone had to ask me what the hell i was doing<br />
me: Have you heard from this girl since?<br />
Sheb: not really</p>
<p>[Sheb & I have been friends for ten years. There isn't a boundary he hasn't sheb'd all over.]](http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Picture-33.png)
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How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #3: Krissmas Cousins
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Wednesday night is movie night at château Loaf. Dad fries up a sugar-powdered heap of beignets (my dad was from New Orleans until he had to skip because of angry Armenians). I make funnel cake with my 8 year old sister Audrey (eventho I am 2 old to make funnel cake since I am 14, but my sis digs it). Mom sometimes runs out to Lotusblossum Supervideo to rent a VHS tape (Beta is 4 losers) but usually we just watch what is showing on TBS. Mostly the movies are pretty lame like with Burt Reynolds or Sally Fields (not the Fields that has the cookie store, that one is kewlio). But at least it gets me out of Kickball Wednesdays with the Funky Hunks, so I don’t have to pretend to like sports for one night at least (I am down with Freeze Tag, tho). Gimme More →
