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about 12 botox injection, 2 facelifts, & 6 collagen injections away from becoming Jocelyn Wildenstein Beta
Posted by Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? on Friday, August 7, 2009 at 10:09 am
Filed under Blogz, Busted Internet, Other Stuff, Seriously, That's Your Twitter Pic?, Twitter · Tagged with bad plastic surgery, beta, jocelyn wildenstein, twitter, wtf

POPPED COLLAR. POPPED COLLAR. POPPED COLLAR. Did I mention the POPPED COLLAR?!!1

No thanks.
Posted by Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? on Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Filed under Blogz, Seriously, That's Your Twitter Pic? · Tagged with overshare, porn fail, remember those dove commercials?, sex kitten fail, tmi, wtf

I don’t get it and I don’t want to.

1987 was a profitable year for both her and Glamor Shots.

he found the sepia and vignette effects in photoshop, and from there it all went to hell…

Fabio called, he wants his essence back.
Posted by Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? on Tuesday, July 21, 2009 at 11:18 am
Filed under Blogz, Seriously, That's Your Twitter Pic? · Tagged with dorky as nut, fabio, male models, narcissus, stop it, wtf

someone once told her purple is a good color on her, and she took it a little too far…

There is a Milli Vinilli joke somewhere here…

Peddistache: the preffered moustache of Pedophiles. (note: this man is not a pedophile, he just looks like one)
Posted by Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? on Thursday, July 2, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Filed under Blogz, Busted Internet, Other Stuff, Seriously, That's Your Twitter Pic?, Twitter · Tagged with child molster, moustache, peddistache, twitter, wtf

Narcissus, mesmerized by the exquisitely chiseled contours of his own jaw, sat transfixed for days, gazing upon his live webcam-captured visage as reflected by the computer screen, waving to himself in jubilant celebration of his sublime comeliness. And so he starved to death.
Posted by Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Filed under Blogz, Busted Internet, Other Stuff, Seriously, That's Your Twitter Pic?, Twitter · Tagged with dorky, faux-candid, self-portrait, short-bus Narcissus, twitter, webcam, wtf

This is me, and this is my cranially-conjoined parasitic twin.
Posted by Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 at 9:58 am
Filed under Blogz, Busted Internet, Other Stuff, Seriously, That's Your Twitter Pic?, Twitter · Tagged with conjoined, extra head, parasitic twin, sun-in, twitter, wtf

Photoshop: the number one fail-safe weight loss system. Your avatar could lose up to 60 pixel pounds in 60 seconds!
Posted by Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 at 9:33 am
Filed under Blogz, Busted Internet, Other Stuff, Seriously, That's Your Twitter Pic?, Twitter · Tagged with photoshop, pixel pounds, twitter, weightloss, wtf

I <3 CGI Unitard.
Posted by Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 at 9:16 am
Filed under Blogz, Busted Internet, Other Stuff, Seriously, That's Your Twitter Pic?, Twitter · Tagged with avatar, photoshop, THIS IS NOT MY BODY, THIS MIGHT BE MY HEAD, twitter, wtf

Entrepaneur, marketter, publisher, John Goodman in the Great Outdoors impersonator…
Posted by Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? on Tuesday, June 23, 2009 at 10:41 am
Filed under Blogz, Busted Internet, Other Stuff, Seriously, That's Your Twitter Pic?, Twitter · Tagged with fishing, Great Outdoors, john goodman, so professional, twitter, wtf

Must. Suck. In. Harder. OHGOD… I JUST SUCKED MY NECK INTO MY THORACIC CAVITY…
Posted by Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? on Monday, June 15, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Filed under Blogz, Busted Internet, Other Stuff, Seriously, That's Your Twitter Pic?, Twitter · Tagged with 1800-Jenny, stock phtography fail, twitter, wtf

“This is how you hold a bag of sand”: School 4 Mimes
Posted by Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? on Monday, June 15, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Filed under Blogz, Busted Internet, Other Stuff, Seriously, That's Your Twitter Pic?, Twitter · Tagged with hands, just stop, twitter, wtf

Our brand is “Butterface.”
Posted by Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? on Thursday, June 11, 2009 at 11:03 am
Filed under Blogz, Busted Internet, Other Stuff, Seriously, That's Your Twitter Pic?, Twitter · Tagged with cornfed love, couples, extra-neck, twitter, web-cam, wtf

Headshot submitted to “War of Northern Aggression” Re-enactment.
Posted by Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? on Thursday, June 11, 2009 at 11:01 am
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Everyday Depression.
Posted by Seriously, that's your Twitter pic? on Thursday, June 11, 2009 at 10:59 am
Filed under Blogz, Busted Internet, Other Stuff, Seriously, That's Your Twitter Pic?, Twitter · Tagged with faux-candid, self-portrait, twitter, web-cam, wtf