The tale of one man and his passion for smash’n (rotary phones, eggs, tacos, safety glass), and the woman who challenged it all.
If Anna Wintour and Rachel Zoe made a baby and then Kate Gosselin’s old hair aspirated on said baby’s vomit – it would be Single #4, ‘ËaÚX.
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THIS THING:
IS LIKE THAT THING:
“If you cant come in from the woods, then you gotta rub badger balm all over your heart. And the badgerman cometh, Sander baby. The badgerman f*cking cometh.”
-UNquote from The Iceman Cometh
a. 3rd Ave L stop, subway poster
b. something i found under my couch
Found on Lorimer L stop.
40th & 8th Ave.
It was later determined that kitteh was just full of cheezburger.
My Marlow Kitteh Strikes Again
AskMrVideo’s Perry got a little fresh with me this morning…
On my way back from lunch this past Monday–following Saturday’s “Remedial Car-Bombing 101″ Final in Times Square–I was crossing 40th on 8th when a team of fire engines raced toward a freshly billowing cloud of smoke rising from the center of the street half a block down. Naturally, instead of getting the h*ll on outa [...]
And then I made this… From old Public Domain Social Guidance PSA. Mixed in After FX CS4.
May 27, 2010: The East River will run pink with cosmo-colored vomit.
70ft Homage to the Innermost Circle of Your Personal Hell.
#WhyGodWhyAreYouDoingThisToMe
#MurdernMuhEyeBalls
#ClockworkOrangeTorturePlaylist
Bowl Fowl Fool Foul Sandwich. Photo complements of my friend Chloe. That is a bowl of shredded foul fowl. Where the hell is the sandwich?
Note that the kiddy jeep has not only been abandoned after hitting the tree, it appears to have been stripped as well.
Helping Johnny Remember, a horror short I made from remixed and re-animated public domain footage, has been selected to be shown RE/Mixed Media Festival 2010, May 30th, 2010 Galapagos Art Space. Bring your laser eyes and demon babies! Selections compete for $500 prize! lofilounge.org
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A horror short I made from an old public domain social guidance PSA, reanimated and remixed in After Effects CS4. Submission to Re/Mixed Media Lofi Festival 2010
… and never get anything done again. Instructions for your Mom and friend who has a rotary cell phone.
Step 1. Start A chat.
Step 2. Rollover and Click “Video & More,” which is located at the bottom of your gChat window.
Step 3. Move your mouse up and click “Group Chat.”
Step 4. Enter the name of a [...]
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