Thursday, September 9th, 2010

Disaster Shrug Lady Strikes Again.

She is Disaster Girl’s menacing Grandma. Photographic evidence of past catastrophes she has caused:

Exxon Valdez.

Hurricane Andrew.

Hudson River Plane Crash.

Northeast Winter Snow Storms.

Jessica Simpson Weight Gain.

The Hindenburg.

House Fire.

Lebanon-Israel Conflict 2006.

Joan Van Ark’s Face.

The Titanic.

… I say second only because I will always have a special place in my heart for spammer scam messages from exiled Ethiopian princes. Although this is pretty freaking incredible…

There are so many amazing things going on with the cover art, titles and taglines…  like… I can’t even…

Tagline: How do you convince a woman to live life by different rules?
Answer: Rohypnol & Ryan Seacrest’s hair.

Tagline: Can the wrong guy ever turn into Mr. Right?
Answer: Who cares as long as he’s wet and [...]

A quick side by side comparison of comments made on the video “Helping Johnny Remember” on both Vimeo & Youtube.

CONCLUSION —> It’s more socially acceptable to say “f*ck” a lot on Youtube.

A message from Ben Williams, performed by Ben Williams and approved by Ben Williams.

Also available on youtube here.

This weekend, LoFiLounge.Org is hosting a full day celebration and exploration of “Remixed Media”-the art of re-approppriation.

Panelists across the arts will be contributing to “the ongoing conversation about remixing, mashups, copyright law, fair use, and the freedom of artists to access their culture in order to add to and build upon it.” Also, Moby [...]

At 1 min and 29s! Watch the episode below or the full horror short on either vimeo or youtube.

Video Games – E3 2010 – Around the Net

This week Nelvia, Thomasina and Murla bring a new terrifying form of “crazy” to the internet dating-o-sphere. Checkout the two latest posts on How Not To Date Online [dot] com.

THIS THING:

IS LIKE THAT THING:

a. SJP in Sex & The City 2 banner ad
b. Magda from There’s Something About Mary

The tale of one man and his passion for smash’n (rotary phones, eggs, tacos, safety glass), and the woman who challenged it all.

If Anna Wintour and Rachel Zoe made a baby and then Kate Gosselin’s old hair aspirated on said baby’s vomit – it would be Single #4, ‘ËaÚX.

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THIS THING:

IS LIKE THAT THING:

“If you cant come in from the woods, then you gotta rub badger balm all over your heart. And the badgerman cometh, Sander baby. The badgerman f*cking cometh.”
-UNquote from The Iceman Cometh
a. 3rd Ave L stop, subway poster
b. something i found under my couch

Found on Lorimer L stop.

40th & 8th Ave.

It was later determined that kitteh was just full of cheezburger.

My Marlow Kitteh Strikes Again