Disaster Shrug Lady Strikes Again.

She is Disaster Girl’s menacing Grandma. Photographic evidence of past catastrophes she has caused:

Exxon Valdez.

Hurricane Andrew.

Hudson River Plane Crash.

Northeast Winter Snow Storms.

Jessica Simpson Weight Gain.

The Hindenburg.

House Fire.

Lebanon-Israel Conflict 2006.

Joan Van Ark’s Face.

The Titanic.

… I say second only because I will always have a special place in my heart for spammer scam messages from exiled Ethiopian princes. Although this is pretty freaking incredible…