There are so many amazing things going on with the cover art, titles and taglines… like… I can’t even…
Tagline: How do you convince a woman to live life by different rules?
Answer: Rohypnol & Ryan Seacrest’s hair.
Tagline: Can the wrong guy ever turn into Mr. Right?
Answer: Who cares as long as he’s wet and angsty.
Tagline is missing because the title, Speed Dating, single-handedly maxed out the terribleness quota for cover copy.
Cameo by race car driver Carl Edwards – a cameo in a book…
Tagline: Can he convince her he’s a changed man?
Answer: Yes. That smart clipboard and far-off gaze scream I’m off the hookers and booze, baby.
Tagline: Trouble never looked so good.
Trouble looks like the kind of guy that won’t let you eat in his car.
Revised Tagline: They’ve invested too much [in sunglasses and spray tan] to give up now.
Tagline: She was born to race… deal with it!
The title, Speed Bumps, is actually referring to her coke habit.
Tagline: They would defy everyone they loved… for each other.
And now they are both serving back to back life sentences in Indiana.
Tagline: Trust is a two-way street.
And it took two authors to madlib-in the required race car references.
Whose next in future business cross-promotional pairings with Harlequin Books? Peterbilt. Jon Deare.
A quick side by side comparison of comments made on the video “Helping Johnny Remember” on both Vimeo & Youtube.
CONCLUSION —> It’s more socially acceptable to say “f*ck” a lot on Youtube.
A message from Ben Williams, performed by Ben Williams and approved by Ben Williams.
Also available on youtube here.
This weekend, LoFiLounge.Org is hosting a full day celebration and exploration of “Remixed Media”-the art of re-approppriation.
Panelists across the arts will be contributing to “the ongoing conversation about remixing, mashups, copyright law, fair use, and the freedom of artists to access their culture in order to add to and build upon it.” Also, Moby will be speaking! Dance Party! And a film competition and screening will commence at 8pm-and I’m very excited that my demon baby video (featured on G4TV’s Attack of the Show, BoingBoing.net & NYmag’s Vulture blog) will be part of it!
Festival Schedule is here.
Write up in TimeOut New York’s “Best of Fests” is here.
At 1 min and 29s! Watch the episode below or the full horror short on either vimeo or youtube.
This week Nelvia, Thomasina and Murla bring a new terrifying form of “crazy” to the internet dating-o-sphere. Checkout the two latest posts on How Not To Date Online [dot] com.
THIS THING:
IS LIKE THAT THING:
a. SJP in Sex & The City 2 banner ad
b. Magda from There’s Something About Mary
The tale of one man and his passion for smash’n (rotary phones, eggs, tacos, safety glass), and the woman who challenged it all.
If Anna Wintour and Rachel Zoe made a baby and then Kate Gosselin’s old hair aspirated on said baby’s vomit – it would be Single #4, ‘ËaÚX.
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THIS THING:
IS LIKE THAT THING:
“If you cant come in from the woods, then you gotta rub badger balm all over your heart. And the badgerman cometh, Sander baby. The badgerman f*cking cometh.”
-UNquote from The Iceman Cometh
a. 3rd Ave L stop, subway poster
b. something i found under my couch
Found on Lorimer L stop.
40th & 8th Ave.
It was later determined that kitteh was just full of cheezburger.
My Marlow Kitteh Strikes Again
AskMrVideo’s Perry got a little fresh with me this morning…
On my way back from lunch this past Monday–following Saturday’s “Remedial Car-Bombing 101″ Final in Times Square–I was crossing 40th on 8th when a team of fire engines raced toward a freshly billowing cloud of smoke rising from the center of the street half a block down. Naturally, instead of getting the h*ll on outa dodge, I walked toward the danger and loitered long enough to get a satisfactory camfone pic. Apparently, my need to twitpic outweighs my natural instinct to run away from danger. Has the impulse to “first respond, share” in social media decreased the evolutionary fitness of our techno-savvy, social media hungry culture ? If 9-11 had happened in 2010, would a see of pedestrians be running toward the burning building instead of away from it, their out-stretched iPhones on record, leading the way? Let’s hope not)…
Officially Vetted on CNN’s iReport
And then I made this… From old Public Domain Social Guidance PSA. Mixed in After FX CS4.
