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One out of shape man’s “F*CK YOU” to the world of “Health & Fitness.”
Your Guide to the Underground Barbershop next to A/C/E train @ Port Authority.
A. International Hairstyle Guide. There is no representation of the standard Samoan bob popular among the Pacific Islander demographic. For shame.
B. “We can cut your hair just like Sandy Duncan and Cathy Rigby circa 1990. Vest not included.” (vest can actually be bought next door at “BackWoods”).
C. “We are alternative lifestyle friendly. We’ll give you and your partner a two-fer: choose from anyone of our collection of ‘Newport Lites Late 80s Hairstyles,’ second cut ‘n blowout free (moose is extra). Note: this look also popular with our ‘country club sweater-cronies from Trading Places’ clientele.”
D. “We frequently manicure Andy Garcia’s quaff while head-stylist Deena transforms a Port Authority prostitute into a High-End Corporate Call Girl. Then we take pictures. (Deena is fantastic, we pilfered her from the Trenton Mall Glamor Shots.)”
Sanity is is something to be lost.