Thursday, July 28th, 2016

Cat is so mean to me. We get in fight. Exchange some hurtful remarks. Oh yeah, i show you how to deep moisturize your hands, also…

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

One out of shape man’s “F*CK YOU” to the world of “Health & Fitness.”

Wednesday, January 6, 2010
How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #1: Sherilynn

Your Guide to the Underground Barbershop next to A/C/E train @ Port Authority.
A. International Hairstyle Guide. There is no representation of the standard Samoan bob popular among the Pacific Islander demographic. For shame.

B. “We can cut your hair just like Sandy Duncan and Cathy Rigby circa 1990. Vest not included.” (vest can actually be bought next door at “BackWoods”).

C. “We are alternative lifestyle friendly. We’ll give you and your partner a two-fer: choose from anyone of our collection of ‘Newport Lites Late 80s Hairstyles,’ second cut ‘n blowout free (moose is extra). Note: this look also popular with our ‘country club sweater-cronies from Trading Places’ clientele.”

D. “We frequently manicure Andy Garcia’s quaff while head-stylist Deena transforms a Port Authority prostitute into a High-End Corporate Call Girl. Then we take pictures. (Deena is fantastic, we pilfered her from the Trenton Mall Glamor Shots.)”

Il Fin.

New Post! Click to Read! “Me and my chinchilla Ruth would like to go on a double date with a man and his pet chinchilla as well…”

Sanity is is something to be lost.