Thursday, January 21, 2010
How (Not) To Date Online Offline: Mustard Scotch
My friend Sheb describes the time he invented “Mustard Scotch” on a first date, in both an epic stroke of beverage genius and deal-breaking dating FAIL. This is his story.
![me: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT<br />
YOU PUT MUSTARD IN YOUR SCOTCH<br />
Sheb: i am the greatest hero in American history<br />
me: YOU DID THIS ON A DATE<br />
Sheb: of course<br />
me: A FIRST DATE<br />
Sheb: well, we were with other people<br />
me: did you do it earnestly and casually? or was it in haha self-inflicted pie-in-face manner?<br />
Sheb: fairly casually<br />
i think someone had to ask me what the hell i was doing<br />
me: Have you heard from this girl since?<br />
Sheb: not really</p>
<p>[Sheb & I have been friends for ten years. There isn't a boundary he hasn't sheb'd all over.]](http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Picture-33.png)
Original post from HowNotToDateOnline.Com is here.
