They must be iceskating in hell…
Even comes with google maps application for when your buhgina gets lost! 
“Yeah, I’m not gonna even look at this f*cking book.”
*neither mother nor girl are actually looking at said book
Hoyt st. A,C,E station in Brooklyn.
Cat is so mean to me. We get in fight. Exchange some hurtful remarks. Oh yeah, i show you how to deep moisturize your hands, also…
Robot Got Full Bladder. Robot Need Oil Change. KThanxBeepWhirrrrZft!
Just some everyday nonsense. We shot this on a bluescreen with bad lighting, then just compositted it in final cut pro quick & dirty. Vintage commercial downloaded from the internet archive.
puppetry by Matthew Foglia, post-production by Ashleigh Nankivell
Online Dating starts with your profile pic: make sure your mom isn’t lurking in the background as you try to pose suavely for the camera… especially if you claim to live alone… Original Post via my blog How Not To Date Online
My friend Sheb describes the time he invented “Mustard Scotch” on a first date, in both an epic stroke of beverage genius and deal-breaking dating FAIL. This is his story.
![me: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT<br />
YOU PUT MUSTARD IN YOUR SCOTCH<br />
Sheb: i am the greatest hero in American history<br />
me: YOU DID THIS ON A DATE<br />
Sheb: of course<br />
me: A FIRST DATE<br />
Sheb: well, we were with other people<br />
me: did you do it earnestly and casually? or was it in haha self-inflicted pie-in-face manner?<br />
Sheb: fairly casually<br />
i think someone had to ask me what the hell i was doing<br />
me: Have you heard from this girl since?<br />
Sheb: not really</p>
<p>[Sheb & I have been friends for ten years. There isn't a boundary he hasn't sheb'd all over.]](http://www.thisiswhereidothings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Picture-33.png)
Original post from HowNotToDateOnline.Com is here.
Forbidden Falconry: “How can it be so wrong when it feels so right?”
I can’t even…
Positted Question: “Can humans be robots?” Answer: For a good time dial “Brain Damage.”
Or “Things you wish you had thought of because now you would be drinking on a beach in Barbados counting money.”
How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #3: Krissmas Cousins
In 2.5 days I created my first stop motion comprised of over 3500 photos. This is what happened.
How are you NOT watching this on repeat?
Emoticon Expert teaches you the art of emoticons.
I just… can’t.
I would like to go back to a time, a time before this image haunted my nightmares, a time called last Thursday. Dear Shutterstock, this is terrifying.
