Eat More Paint was a short-lived blog, once featured on  Perez Hilton & Gallery of the Absurd, where i posted re-imaginings of famous masterpieces featuring celebrities. Blah Blah Blah social commentary.. blah blah.. satire...  Whatever. It ended when i lost 4 works in progress to a laptop meltdown. Photoshop & Painter IV + Wacom Tablet These two fascinate me. I lovingly think of them as cartoons with a pulse, albeit a rather erratic one (coke & heroine, recipe for an arrythmia). Naturally, I thought my first post should pay tribute to the Mickey and Minnie of Sex, Drugs, and Rehab. And when i stumbled upon this Botticelli masterpiece , my job was made so much easier since Mars was passed out and uncannily resembled the rarely-sober Pete. Click to enlarge image. Have fun ferreting out the somewhat hidden drug paraphenalia scattered about. Botticelli's Venus and Mars defiled with Photoshop CS and Painter 9 *Update Thanks to Married to the Mob NYC for posting Kate and Pete