Eat More Paint was a short-lived blog, once featured on  Perez Hilton & Gallery of the Absurd, where i posted re-imaginings of famous masterpieces featuring celebrities. Blah Blah Blah social commentary.. blah blah.. satire...  Whatever. It ended when i lost 4 works in progress to a laptop meltdown. Photoshop & Painter IV + Wacom Tablet I have always thought of Ken Paves as the third Simpson sister. Honestly, its not a huge stretch. Plus you can tell Jessica and Ken spoon at bedtime (in a fluffy pet, platonic kind of way, obviously). When I found the famous painting "Gabrielle d'Estrée and one of her Sisters", it begged to be remade in their image. Every night is a giggley sleepover with these two: Jessica paints his toenails, Ken experiments with a new weave on her hair, they slather their faces in avocado-creams, leave catty comments on Vanessa Manillo's message boards, watch "Pretty In Pink," and finally tickle each other to sleep. Go ahead, sneer if you want to. But we all know you're jealous. I'll be the bigger person and admit, yes, I am jealous too. click pic to enlarge Gabrielle d'Estrée and one of her Sisters defiled with Photoshop CS and Painter 9 ••UPDATE: Thanks to Gallery of the Absurd, Perez Hilton, and Guy with a Broken Smile for posting Ken+Jess.