The Bp Oil Spill & Rig Fire Explained.
Disaster Shrug Lady Strikes Again. She is Disaster Girl’s menacing Grandma. Photographic evidence of past catastrophes she has caused: Exxon Valdez. Hurricane Andrew. Hudson River Plane Crash. Northeast Winter Snow Storms. Jessica Simpson Weight Gain. The Hindenburg. House Fire. Lebanon-Israel Conflict 2006. Joan Van Ark’s Face. The Titanic. Gimme More →
World’s Second Greatest Spammer Scam Email
… I say second only because I will always have a special place in my heart for spammer scam messages from exiled Ethiopian princes. Although this is pretty freaking incredible… Gimme More →
Pride & Prejudice Redux
Like, What? – Awkward Stock Photo Choice for ad In Village Voice
Blow-Ur-Mind: The Unholy Union of Harlequin Books & NASCAR
There are so many amazing things going on with the cover art, titles and taglines… like… I can’t even… Tagline: How do you convince a woman to live life by different rules? Answer: Rohypnol & Ryan Seacrest’s hair. Tagline: Can the wrong guy ever turn into Mr. Right? Answer: Who cares as long as he’s wet and angsty. Tagline is missing because the title,... Gimme More →
Before I ate my sandwich, I named her Betsy. Betsy is now dead.
Vimeo Comments vs. Youtube Comments: A Thoroughly Scientific Analysis
A quick side by side comparison of comments made on the video “Helping Johnny Remember” on both Vimeo & Youtube. CONCLUSION —> It’s more socially acceptable to say “f*ck” a lot on Youtube. Gimme More →
Video: Do Your Best
A message from Ben Williams, performed by Ben Williams and approved by Ben Williams. Also available on youtube here. Gimme More →
Come Out To The Remixed Media Festival This Weekend at Galapagos Art Space!
This weekend, LoFiLounge.Org is hosting a full day celebration and exploration of “Remixed Media”-the art of re-approppriation. Panelists across the arts will be contributing to “the ongoing conversation about remixing, mashups, copyright law, fair use, and the freedom of artists to access their culture in order to add to and build upon it.” Also, Moby will be speaking! Dance... Gimme More →
My Demon Babies Made an Appearance on G4TV’s “Attack of The Show”
At 1 min and 29s! Watch the episode below or the full horror short on either vimeo or youtube. Video Games – E3 2010 – Around the Net Gimme More →
Sad Clowns, Pigeons, Poison & Enya: This Week On How Not To Date Online
This week Nelvia, Thomasina and Murla bring a new terrifying form of “crazy” to the internet dating-o-sphere. Checkout the two latest posts on How Not To Date Online [dot] com. Gimme More →
This Thing Is Like That Thing: Leathery Carcass Edition
THIS THING: IS LIKE THAT THING: a. SJP in Sex & The City 2 banner ad b. Magda from There’s Something About Mary Gimme More →
Things that should exist: Passion vs Smash’n
The tale of one man and his passion for smash’n (rotary phones, eggs, tacos, safety glass), and the woman who challenged it all. Gimme More →
Video: How (Not) to Date Online Single #4, ‘ËaÚX
If Anna Wintour and Rachel Zoe made a baby and then Kate Gosselin’s old hair aspirated on said baby’s vomit – it would be Single #4, ‘ËaÚX. Brought to you by my other blog, HowNotToDateOnline.com. Hey and don’t forget, vote for me here NexTV Search “Ashleigh” or scroll down to “How (Not) To Date Online.” Click Vote! Do this and I will rename... Gimme More →
Vote 4 Me On NexTV: How (Not) To Date Online Web Series Submission
Take How (Not) To Date Online from web to TV! Vote 4 HnTDO on NexTV here nextventertainment.com/web/mini-competition/# Search “Ashleigh” In your toolbar or scroll down to “How (Not) To Date Online.” Click Vote! And stay Tuned! Webisode #4 coming next week! Remember: Intern3t iz 4 Gimme More →
This Thing Is Like That Thing: The Badgerman Cometh
THIS THING: IS LIKE THAT THING: “If you cant come in from the woods, then you gotta rub badger balm all over your heart. And the badgerman cometh, Sander baby. The badgerman f*cking cometh.” -UNquote from The Iceman Cometh a. 3rd Ave L stop, subway poster b. something i found under my couch Gimme More →
New Post: How to Dump Online from How (Not) To Date Online
I am going to maybe have to agree with this one…
Found on Lorimer L stop. Gimme More →
Or at least buy me a windbreaker…
40th & 8th Ave. Gimme More →
Police Evacuate Times Square Due to Suspicious-Looking Kitteh
It was later determined that kitteh was just full of cheezburger. My Marlow Kitteh Strikes Again Gimme More →
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